...and what do two gay guys do when they get in a fight? They exchange blows.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!
Where does a woman coming out of a battered women's shelter go? To the kitchen to do the dishes if she knows what is good for her!
What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? They KNOW how many went down on the Titanic.
Two gay men are driving down the road when a semi-truck all of a sudden rear-ends them (no pun there). One of the gay men gets out of the car to confront the big, burly man. "Why did you do that, silly?" The gay said. "Suck my dick, queer" replied the trucker. The gay man walked back to his car and told his mate, "I think that we can settle THIS out of court."