Welcome to my world of alcohol!

This is my page devoted to intoxication, anibriation, or whatever you want to call it!!

"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." --Jean Kerr

Except for the college student--Mark Pappas

What the hell I figure that it is finaly about time for me to start working on the page for my favoritre pastime...DRINKING!!!

What you will find on this page is some of my favorite drink recipies, my favorite drinking games and some random drinking quotes and philosophies.

I might as well start this page off with one of my favorite quotes. It comes from P.G. Wodehouse,
"It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food, well in advance of modern medical thought."

Having said that let's get on with the drinking!!!!

Here are some of the best quotes from one of the greatest alcoholics of our time..Norm Peterson from "Cheers!"

• "What'd ya like Normie?"
  "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
  

• "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
  "Like a baby treats a diaper"
  

• "What's going on Mr. Peterson?
  "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'insert beer here'."
  

• "Whatcha up to Norm?"
  "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
  

• "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
  "Poor."
  "I'm sorry to hear that."
  "No I mean pour."
  

• "Pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
  "Allright, but stop me at one...make that one-thirty."
  

• "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
  "It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing Milk-Bone underwear."
  

• "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
  "A little early isn't it Woddy?"
  "For a beer?"
  "No, for stupid questions."

Here are some shooters for you to enjoy...if anyone out there didn't know that shooters were shots let me know and I will personally smack you over the head with a hard blunt object!