FAQ's

Please read this and let the answers sink in before you email me any kind of comment, thanks.

  • a/s/l plz
    Go away

  • Do you watch Oprah?
    Uh, who cares

  • Do you like gouda cheese?
    Yes.

  • Do you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
    No and I can't understand why it's still on TV.

  • What is your favorite cereal?
    Life, I guess. It's sweet and crunchy and doens't have a cartoon on the cover.

  • I like your feet.
    I like them too.

    Updated 10.30.01

  • Do you smoke?
    No.

  • I saw you today on campus. You're short.
    Stop stalking me. Or, well, if you're going to, come up to me and say hello.

  • I went to your page looking for pictures of my friend Myra and there were none.
    Uh, ok

  • Your brother is a good dancer. I would like to hire him.
    Sorry, he is not for sale.

  • Chico State sucks!
    You've been hangin' out with sorority girls lately, eh?

    Updated 12.1.00

  • Are you a football quarterback or something? What's with the patches?
    No, I'm a swimmer. There are three patches that adorn my jacket: one for varsity sports (four years of swimming-four pins and about 12 medals...I think that's all they could fit on it), one for band with an oboe and a star on it, and an Academic letter. On the back of my jacket, below the hood, there's a female swimmer doing freestyle and she's doing this odd breathing thing. Her bicep is freakin huge on it...oh, and she's white.

  • Are you single?
    If you have to ask that in order to start a conversation with me, you're a sad fuck.

  • Can you please remove information in your diary about me? I don't appreciate it and it's not very nice.
    You know, I have every right to speak about whomever I want on this page. I know my limits with Geocities and I know my First Amendment rights and court cases to back myself up. Who said I have to be nice to you or anyone that reads this page? Who said I even like half the people that view this page once a month to see if I've updated? If you put yourself out on the Internet, expect to be discussed and ridiculed/praised when you deserve it. BTW, it's not a diary, it's an interactive view into a life you will never see in action (unless I know you personally). Get it straight. I'm not another sad piece of sheep that fell off butcher truck. I do not have a diary on this page.

  • What nationality are you?
    I'm half Japanese, half Assyrian. (or according to my father *jokingly of course*, "white raghead") Other than that, if I have to mark a bubble to show what races I associate with best, I mark them all, or if I'm not feeling like a smart ass, I'll mark Asian since "American" isn't an option.

  • Your page is ugly
    Your point being?

  • You don't update your page enough.
    If you sit here pressing refresh all day long, you're totally correct

  • Your stupid.
    Uh...next.

  • Your brother is way hot. Can I get his number?
    No.

  • You need to but out of my business.
    I'll be happy to 'but' out of your business :)

  • I'm part Japanese and part Assyrian too. Let's breed
    Let's not and pretend you just died face down in a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy.

  • Your grammer sucks. Your dumm
    Once again...I remain speechless.

  • Do you eat at McDonalds?
    Yes, very rarely tho. I only eat the things there that claim to have chicken in them and if i order some sort of chicken sandwich there, I get it w/o mayo.

  • Are you there?
    No, I'm not mom.

  • Are you there?
    No, mom

  • If you don't call me right now, I'm not paying your rent
    ...oops

  • Why don't you go to a real school? Chico State is just a bunch of drunks
    Nice observation and you're totally correct. If I wanted a real education, I would have gone to... Fresno State :) (Yes, I can sing the Fresno State fight song, but not the Chico State fight song, sad eh?) Chico State is a great school for well rounded students, nuff said :)

  • I can't call you, your line is busy
    That's because I'm using it

  • Can you make me a wav of your voice?
    No, but there are plenty of wavs of me on people's harddrives. Find someone with the "Concierto por vegemite.wav" Now that's better than a voice wav...that's talent

  • All those pictures are really nice, but what do you really look like?
    I look like Kate Moss - all emaciated and boney.

  • I am the Powdered Toast Man and I'm going to infect your breakfast foods.
    Ok, put down The Aquabats cd and step away from the cd player. It's ok to wear the leotard, but it's not acceptable to be infecting my poptarts.

  • Who's your hero?
    hmmm... My grandparents :) They've been through a lot and have seen it all.

  • Do you sniff glue?
    Yes, rubbercement.

  • Do you think you're cool or something?
    No, just better than you.

    Last Updated - 11.14.99

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