Studying for midterms:
A- is guaranteed if you're over 55. And you don't even need a medical.
B- is weird seeing as it seems like we've only been here for...um...4 weeks. Never mind.
C- is a great way to meet girls. No, really.
D- is one of the seven deadly sins.
In the movie "Titanic"
A- giant saucer shaped space ships come down and attack the boat.
B- a raptor is running amuck on board and DiCaprio has to stop it.
C- you can see the trophy case where they're going to keep all those Oscars.
D- not to ruin if for any of you but...the boat sinks. Sorry.
Some new sports added to the Winter Olympics are:
A- the lobster rope and tie. Not to mention the clam dig.
B- Cross-country bear rolling. Ya know, rolling bears...across the, um, country.
C- Snowboarding. We rock.
D- Samurai Sword fighting. Only the best of the best here, everyone else is dead.
Going to the library would be better if:
A- they had another playground set.
B- they had live entertainment. Of course the band would have to play very quietly.
C- there were more rooms we could go to and discuss things in a group ie. a seminar room.
D-not an answer, but, what's with having two toilets in one stall?
Having a clean room is great because:
A- you don't have to worry about those damn silverfish anymore.
B- yeah, baby, you can just throw those clothes anywhere. Yeah, very classy.
C- no more losing your roommate under the piles of junk.
D- you're asking the wrong guy. I'll be interviewing maids next week.
Over "Independent Study Week":
A- we're all going to be good representatives of MTA and study our little hearts out.
B- a meteor is slated to hit the earth somewhere around Moose Jaw.
C- my friends will be dragging me to the bar while I scream, "No! NO! My Economics Book!"
D- I hope you guys all have fun
When push comes to shove:
A- throw a grain of salt over your shoulder
B- the going get going and the tough do ...something cool.
C- listen to "Yield" by Pearl Jam
D- recall this question and think, "Hey wait a minute, that didn't make any sense."
Valentine's day sucks because:
A- I just don't like pink, okay? Leave me alone.,br>
B- all the lonely, unattached people get really bitter.
C- I want to be romantic every day of the year, not just that one. That's what guys will be telling their girlfriends when we forget about it.
D- And after we forget about it, the next week or two will be what sucks.
Reasons to give blood at Hesler:
A- It's better than giving blood at Student Services. To go along with the arm and leg.
B- think about how good you'll feel about yourself, woozy all day long.
C- it's just the right thing to do.
D- needles aren't that bad. Really. (I have a feeling I'm going to pass out.)
The year 2000 will be really great because:
A- the four horsemen of the Apocalypse will ride down and... no, wait...
B- the millennium virus means our student loans will get wiped out hee hee hee...
C- some of us will actually graduate and get jobs (yeah, right!).
D- it's the next time I plan to do my laundry.
Answers: 1-b, 2-d, 3-c, 4-c, 5-d, 6-d, 7-d, 8-your choice, 10-c or d.
This week you'll be rated against some course I think they should add here next year.
0-2: Environmental Religion (inside joke, sorry)
3-5: Appreciation of Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Taught by Superman
6-8: Mixology. Bartending in layperson's terms.
9-10: Appreciation of the Canadian Way. Doin good without realy trying.
Congrats on finishing the quiz. Now you should head home...