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I hail from the state of Montana boys, I'm wild and wooly and rough.
I ride the broncos, smoke cigarettes, and do everything that's tough.
I'm always light-hearted and free from care, to a friend I'm always true.
You'll always find me ready to fight for dear old SIGMA NU!
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Who am I sir? A fraternity man am I.
A SIGMA NU, sir, and I will be till I die.
For it's hi-rickety-whoopty-do, what's the matter with SIGMA NU,
Hullabaloo, Terrikahoo, all together for SIGMA NU!
SIGMA NU'S the life to live, but when it comes to die,
You'll never hear them moan or groan, you'll never hear them sigh,
They walk right up to the Pearly Gates, you bet your ass they do,
For at the gate they meet St. Peter and HE'S A SIGMA NU!
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And if, by chance, you wander from the straight and narrow path,
And if you flunk your morals like you used to flunk your math,
Don't be discontented when you hear the funeral knell,
FOR WE'VE AN ALUMNI CHAPTER IN THE VERY DEPTHS OF HELL!
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Once there was a SIGMA NU, his name was Brigham Young,
And he was quite a cocksman, for he was heavily hung,
He married 18 sorority girls and kept them satisfied,
If he'd have been a BLACKFOOT, THE BASTARD WOULD HAVE DIED!
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Listen to me co-eds and listen to my plea,
Never let a SIGMA NU an inch above your knee,
They'll take you to the drive-in and fill you full of brew,
And then you'll be the MOTHER OF A BASTARD SIGMA NU!
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Adam was the first man to ever wear a pin,
Socrates, the wisest man we've ever taken in,
Sampson was the strongest, although he had an itch,
When Julius Caesar came along we pledged that son-of-a-bitch!
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Last game of the season, the Devil's own back yard,
Jesus was the halfback, and Moses was the guard,
Sigma Nu was quarterback, and we all knew he threw
A touchdown pass to Jesus Christ, thank God for Sigma Nu!
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_______________ chapter's the best in the world
And if you don't believe us, just ask all the girls,
We won't be unemployed because we always make the grades
BUT HELL, WE LIKE TO PARTY AND GET THE WOMEN LAID!
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