Reeces peanut Butter Cups

Stacia clears her throat and looks intently at the purple haired Masuku, a reporters microphone in hand. "Thank-you for coming Xelloss, from Slayers"

Xelloss- *smiles*

Stacia- Eimaj?

Eimaj-*bounds up to the two mazuku's* Cha, Xelloss...how do you eat your Reese's Peanut butter cups? *pulls out notepad thing, and holds out a package of Peanut butter cups*

Xelloss-*opens one eye* Sore wa himitsu desu!*grabs the package of Peanut Butter Cups and phases out.

Stacia-*blinks* uh...sorry folks, I guess SOME of us Mazuku's aren't as responsible as others...

*sound of Xelloss laughing insanely in the background*

Stacia-*sweatdrop*uh...anyway our next guest is Goku from Dragon Ball Z!!

Goku-*looking confused* Huh, me?

Eimaj- Goku, how would YOU eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?

Goku- What's a Peanut Butter Cup?

*Eimaj holds out a bag full of them*

Goku- Ooooooh, THOSE peanut butter cups! *starts scarfing down packages of them*

Stacia- Um...Goku?

Goku- *between mouthfulls of the stuff* mmph??

Stacia- Your supposed to take them OUT of the package, first...

Goku- I am? Oh, sorry...

Eimaj- Hey! Your eating them all!!! Shoo, shoo! *Goku leaves* Sooooooo *rubbs hands together* who's our next victim...er...volunteer?

Stacia- sighs then looks into schedule. Our next guest is Pikachu, from Pokemon!

Yellow thing walks in with trainer Ash and sits down.

Stacia-Thank-you for coming.*turns to Eimaj*

Eimaj-*Eimaj is eying Pikachu over*

Ash-*Looks at Eimaj*

Eimaj-*Extends claws* Mouse! Big fat mouse.

Stacia-*rolls eyes* Anyway we would like to ask you how you would eat Reese's peanut butter cups.

Eimaj- I like mices' *Eimaj pounces*

Ash jumps up and points at Eimaj- Pikachu thundershock now!

Pikachu-Pika! *A blinding bolt of lightening comes out of it's cheeks engulfing Eimaj.
She falls to the ground twitching*

Ash- Come on Pikachu. We don't have to stand for this.

*Ash and Pikachu exit*

Stacia- Great we didn't even get an answer. Cats.

Eimaj- *smoking* owwww...

Stacia- Now...who's next...? *consults schedule* next is...Ashton!!*hearts take the place of her eyes, and she starts giggling*...from Star Ocean 2!!

Eimaj- *rolls eyes*Here we go...AGAIN...

*Ashton walks in*

Stacia- Ashton!! Come in, come in! Have a seat! *Fluffs up the pillows on the chair*

*Eimaj attempts to offer Ashton a package of Peanut butter cups and ask the question, but Stacia snatches the package away from her*

Eimaj-HEY!

Stacia- *taking seat next to Ashton* So, Ashton...How do YOU eat a Reese's Peanut butter cup?

Ashton- Well...actually, I... *Gyoro and Urunrun start fighting* AAAAAAH!! Stop it!! Gyoro!! Urunrun!! I'll share!!! There's 3 peices per package! It's enough for all of us. I...no...Gyoro, let go of my hair...!!

Stacia-*sweatdrop* um...excuse me...?

Ashton- *trying to pay attention* Actually I...ow my ear! ...I eat my Reese's...*Gyoro and Urunrun start breathing fire and ice every which way*

Stacia-*smoking from being hit by fire, looking somewhat annoyed*

Eimaj-*frozen in a block of ice* i-i-i-it's c-cold!!!*chattering teeth*

Ashton-Ack! Gyoro! Urunrun! Look what you did!! I can't take you guys anywhere!!

Gyoro&Urunrun-*looks down at the ground*

Ashton-Now fix this!!

*Gyoro and Urunrun shoot ice at Stacia and fire at Eimaj*

Eimaj-*sitting in a puddle of water*

Stacia-*slightly frosted* That was more than slightly odd...

Eimaj-I surrender...*hands over a small bag of peanut butter cups*

Ashton- Uh...no you don't have to...*Gyoro tries to grab the bag* NO!! STOP IT!!!

*Ashton, Gyoro and Urunrun leave*

Stacia-*sounding exhasted* Now...who's our next...guest?

Eimaj-We're running out of Peanut butter cups...

Stacia-OK, new rule! 1 per guest!

Eimaj- So who's next?

Stacia- Um...Ugh! It's Kuno, from Ranma 1/2.

Eimaj-*looking disgusted* You booked KUNO?!

Stacia-Hey, it wasn't me that made the arrangements, it was Irequa!!!

*Kuno enters, wooden sword thing in hand*

Stacia-*exasperated sigh* Thanks for coming...Kuno...have a se...

Kuno- Ranma Sotome, I shall smite thee!!!!

Eimaj-*holding up finger* Um...Ranma's not here...

Kuno-He isn't?! Then what am I doing here!?

Stacia-You're here to answer a question.

Eimaj-Yeah, how do you eat a Reese's Peanut butter cup?

Kuno-A peanut butter cup?! I don't waste my precious time with Peanut butter cups!!!

Stacia-*annoyed look* you don't even know what one is, do you?

Kuno-*sweatdrops* Uh...of course I do!! The Great Upperclassman Kuno knows all!!

Eimaj-Yeah, whatever...*hits button and the floor dissapears from underneeth Kuno. The annoying one falls to the deapths of the T.V. studio dungeon*

Stacia-Well, next we have Zenki from...Zenki!

*Little Zenki enters*

Eimaj-So...Zenki...

Stacia-*trying not to laugh* mmph!

Eimaj-What's so funny?

Stacia-THAT'S the legendary guardian diety, Zenki?! He's just a wimpy little kid!! *breaks out in histerical laughter*

Chibi Zenki-Hey! How DARE you insult the great Zenki!! DIE!!!!!*rushes toward Stacia with blood in his eye*

Stacia-*effortlessly tossing him into a wall* You're such a total wimp!! hahahaha!!!

Chibi Zenki-Oh, you think you've won, eh? Shrine Girl!!

*Chiaki enters and does her little transforming spell thing*

Transformed Zenki- *looking down at them, grinning evily*

Eimaj- ooooooooh, crap...

*view of whole building from outside T.V. studio. Sound of crickets chirping* KABLAMM!!!!! *half the studio explodes*

*zooms in on something moving from underneath the wreckage. Eimaj and Stacia crawl out, barely alive*

Eimaj-*looks warily at Stacia* You just had to didn't you?

Stacia- Shut up...

Eimaj- *stands up and pulls Stacia out of the rubble* NOW what are we supposed to do? The segment isn't over yet, we've destroyed the T.V. studio, and we have no peanut butter cups left! Who's bright idea WAS this anyway?!

Stacia- *looks at Eimaj, an annoyed look on her face* Three guesses...

Eimaj- *after thinking for a few moments* Oh, yeah! It was MY bright idea, wasn't it? hehe...

*Valia appears from out of nowhere to comment on what is happening*

Valia- what the heck are you guys doing here? I thought you were doing a Television show!

Eimaj- don't even ask...

Stacia- Hey! We have to find another T.V. studio! The show must go on, you know.

Eimaj- um...this is the only T.V. studio on the continent...

Valia- Hey, look, I found a basically unharmed video camera. *she holds it up like it's the holy grail*

Stacia- YES!!! We'll just go down the streets of Freaksville, and ask the populace!!!!

Eimaj- *whispers to Valia* I think she got hit on the head...

*So the trio of strange people went to the streets to ask their all important question (they stopped to buy up all the peanut butter cups the local corner store had)