The Never Ending List

COLLECTORS: He created one
of the biggest markets ever
seen - "Who needs money?"

CATOLOG COLLECTORS: He
gave you more facts and figures to chew over than
you'll ever find - "Stop look, and Listen."

IMPERSONATORS: Well, we
can all dream - "Walk a mile in my Shoes."

BOOTLEGGERS: Have you ever
had it so good? - "What a wonderful life."

BIOGRAPHERS: WHAT a story
- "Don't be cruel."

FAN CLUBS: He respected all
of you. You should respect
each other - "Let's be friends."

VIDEO AND HI-FI SALES
PEOPLE: He did for you what
he did for the guitar and hair
cream companies back in the
'50's - "Money Honey."

MUSIC SHOPS:As previous
entry - "The album too, has
gone gold, gold, gold, gold,
gold..."

TAX COLLECTORS: If only there
were more like him - "He's your uncle not your dad."

CHARITIES: He gave. OH!
How he gave - "I can help."

LAS VEGAS: He was your
brightest star - "Viva Las Vegas."

HAWAII: He really put you on
the map - "Night and You and Blue Hawaii."

MEMPHIS: He made you his
home, and said he'd stay as
long as he could - "Home is where the Heart is."

GRACELAND: He always
returned, to live, love, laugh
and cry. He even came back to
die - "I'm Comin' Home."

AMERICA: His homeland.
He loved you. He served
you. He never turned from
you - "America America."

FANS: He thanked you
while he gave it all away -
"I hope we've made you happy?"

COLONEL TOM PARKER:
Through good and bad
your boy kept up his end -
"Fame and Fortune."

FRIENDS: He trusted you
to be loyal to him. Some
did protect, but some
knifed his back and still
abuse his memory - "Are
you Sincere?"

PRISCILLA AND LISA
MARIE: He tried - "Talk
about the Good Times."

RELIGIOUS LEADERS:
While you condemed
him, he always thanked
and praised the Lord -
"There is no God but God."

GOD: He believed in and
trusted you. Please look
after him - "How Great
Thou Art."

DOCTORS: He was a
warning, a victim, a reason
to be alert and willing to
really help - "I slipped, I
Stumbled I Fell."

ROCKERS: He is - "The
King of the Jungle, They
Call me Tiger Man."

LOVERS: He gave you
ballads galore - "I can't
Help falling in Love."

MOVIE BUFFS: He gave
you thirty-three films.
Good, bad and plain
boring. All took hours
from his life - "Give me a
happy ending."

YOUNG: He freed
your generation with a
stand (and wiggle) made
long ago - "Go Cat, GO!"

CLOTHES LOVERS: He
created a look a decade
ago - "I Did it My Way."

GUYS: He showed ya
how - "You've come to
the Right Place."

GIRLS: He smiled THAT
smile - "Baby Let's Play
House."

COMEDIANS: He gave you
more good and bad gags
than you'll ever need -
"Thank you. Thank you
Very Much..."

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD:
He gave you a soundtrack
to life, now and forever -
"If I can Dream."