It all began after a very long night, early this millennium. The wrathful Nodger of Bristol had been living through a
particularly trying ordeal, as the Shrinkydink, The Ginger Ninja and Arun the Manc had been wearing him down with
strategically placed rude finger gestures for well over an hour. Indeed, the Nodge had tolerated enough. Taking his
place on the Chair of Death, and preparing himself carefully with Sooty the Evil Hand Puppet and the Shaving Mirror
of Ultimate Evil, the Nodge began the retching, shrieking chant that was known only too well to his many victims:
the chant that preceded the target's descent into total madness. Quietly, but constantly building in tone and volume,
the Nodge began:
Give us an 'N'. Give us an 'A' . . .
It was only meant as a bit of harmless fun. But sending out the address of a fairly pointless web-site to a bunch of
frustrated office workers in London seemed to unleash a veritable torrent of venom. As promised in the row itself,
the battle of these great minds is now reproduced in all its glory right here for you all to see.
Some of us need jobs, you know. Some of us also have too much time on our hands. This web page is the result of
a combination of the two. Inspired by one of the greatest movies ever made, unfortunately it's only a flimsy excuse
to put my curriculum vitae on-line. Go on, gizza job. You know you want to.
Since I first constructed this website, I have spent a year and a half working for a large multinational
'professional services' firm. Naturally, such a responsibility has inevitably meant that I have accrued an
extremely large collection of links to silly, amusing or pointless websites constructed by equally bored people
globally. Isn't it good to know that the Internet is bringing us together...?
Want to go to some sites that my puerile imagination finds amusing? Just click here.
Big up y'all, shouts goin' out to all my homies, nuff said.
Want to get in touch? Then e-mail me here.
Copyright (C) Alex Goodall, 2000. All contents have been expressly made by little old me, I didn't ask for anyone's
help in doing it, and I'm very pleased with myself, although a bit worried that I might be a very sad person. Either
way, all resemblances to characters living or dead within this collection of websites is purely a spelling mistake.
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