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Name:  Arnold J. Rimmer

Aliases:  Ace Rimmer, Duke, Lister (Mind/body swapping episode), Dangerous Dan MacGrew,

Occupation:  Second Technician, Z Shift, aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf

Training/Education:  Io primary School, Cadet Academy, remedial Saturn Tech correspondance courses and Esperanto (basic).

Special Skills:  Irritatingly organized, exercise addict, innate knowledge of bunkmate's hygenic habits, never too proud to run away, astonishing knowledge of the space directives.

Vital Stats: Age was 32 at the time of his death, since then has been wandering around the Dwarf for 3 million years with the scutters for rather dubious companions, projected by the light bee and has limited physical presence.  Somewhat sickly, pale-faced.
Remarkably resistable to the opposite sex.

Quirks/Hobbies: Photo collection of twentieth century telegraph poles, playing Risk

Best Friend: 

Most hates:  His Bunk-mate, Lister

Defining attributes: conceited grin large "H" on forehead