Certain conspiracy-related subjects will not be explored here, such as: Freemasons, in league with aliens who have lived on earth for millennia, recruited Elvis to infiltrate the Rockefeller family and they are steering the earth toward the New World Order. (An exaggeration, yes, but it illustrates the point.) Theories too cumbersome to be digested, let alone believed, provide support to the notion that anyone who believes in conspiracies is a crackpot. You may say we are either too dim or are a part of the conspiracy; regardless, your views will be unceremoniously purged from the e-mail correspondence without fail. If you don't like it, get your own site, promote your views and leave the rest of us here alone.  Paranoia is not discouraged at the Theatre Obscura. Byzantine plots that require super glue to make connections stick, and those who espouse such, are banished until such irrational parties have recovered and returned from the fringe of the fringe.

Currently, there are no articles or serial available (I'm working on them right now) but a fun area of the Theatre (Canned News) is open.

Thank you for your time. Enjoy your visit and come again. We'll leave the light on for ya.