Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish
something before you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a
vice president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word
for burger-flipping; they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you screw up, it's not your parents' fault so don't whine about your mistakes. Learn
from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that
way paying your bills, cleaning your room, and listening to you tell how idealistic you are. So
before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents' generation,
try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some
schools they have abolished failing grades, they'll give you as many times as you want to get
the right answer. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers
are interested in helping you finding yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop
and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for nerds.
Rule 12: Smoking does not make you look cool, it makes you look moronic. And ditto for
purple hair and pierced body parts.
Rule 13: Living fast and dying young is romantic -- only until you see one of your peers at room temperature.