PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE

RECORDING: "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline"

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1, repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we KNOW who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line until we trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
what to do next.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.
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Jim Blair (jeblair@facstaff.wisc.edu) University of Wisconsin, Madison
(USA). For a good time, call http://www.execpc.com/~jeblair/index.html
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