Clinton a la Seusse  
      
      STARR I ARE -- a newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss  
    

      I'm here to ask
      As you'll soon see --
      Did you grope
      Miss Lewinsky?
      
      Did you grope her
      In your house?
      Did you grope
      Beneath her blouse?
      
      I did not do that
      Here or there--
      I did not do that
      Anywhere!
      
      I did not do that
      Near or far --
      I did not do that
      Starr-You-Are.
      
      Did you smile?
      Did you flirt?
      Did you peek
      Beneath her skirt?
      
      And did you tell
      the girl to lie
      When called upon
      To testify?
      
      I do not like you
      Starr-You-Are --
      I think that you
      Have gone too far.
      
      I will not answer
      Any more --
      Perhaps I will go
      Start a war!
      
      The public's easy
      To distract --
      When bombs are
      Falling on Iraq!







TOP 10 PRESIDENT CLINTON PICK-UP LINES:

10) "Your house or my House?"

9) "Wow! You live at the Watergate? Cool, I'm involved in Filegate and
Whitewater-gate!"

8) "Sure I have 'protection'...see those Secret Service guys over
there?"

7) "What if I just called it the 'State of the Union 'Dress' Instead of
Address?"

6) "Bet I know what kind of intern 'job' you are best suited for."

5) "You weigh less than one of Hillary's thighs!"

4) "I know you're young enough to be my daughter, but I already asked
and she won't sleep with me."

3) "Well, 'First Lady' is already taken, but I can appoint you 'First
Bimbo'."

2) "Wanna add a few more 'distinguishing marks' to my manhood?"

And the number one Bill Clinton pick-up line used on Monica Lewinsky...

1) "Let's go to the Oval Office and discuss the Piece Process."

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