Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:46:58 -0500 (EST)
From: "Paul A. Karlin" <clod+@CMU.EDU>
Subject: P is for Party

I've been Precociously Placed in the Peculiarly Prestigious Position
of Proudly Paperlessly Proclaiming the Premier of our Plethora of
Parties.  Presenting...

PPPP
P   P    is
P   P
PPPP     for
P
P        PARTY !!!
P

Saturday, 1/16/93, at Precisely 10:00 P.M.

Preparations Persist from 4:30 to the Point the music starts Playing.
Please Participate and Persevere if Possible.  And Please Promise me
you'll Properly Propagate this Proclamation to your Peers.

I Prefer to Place trust in People that this Post is Plain enough, and
that People are not Perplexed.  Protest and Prompt me to Permute my
Promotion if my Posting isn't Prosaic.

--Paul the Permanent, Pyromaniacal, Practically Professional (but non-
  Profit), Pittsburgh Posse People Person, Poised to be Perpetually
  Pressing for Perfection, whose Pompous Pledge is to Promote a
  Prudent Policy of Popular P-words and to Proudly Provide Pretty much
  Purely P-words, Predicatably Praising my Projected Possession of the
  Potential to Prove my Prized Power.  Period.

DISCLAIMER:  THIS THEME WAS NOT MY IDEA!  :-)

    P.P.S.:  That disclaimer was a P.S.

  P.P.P.S.:  There are no "P"s in my first P.S.!