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    The First Season

    The Pilot
    Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming
    to stay with him in New York, but is flabbergasted when he
    discovers she's engaged to be married. 

    Male Unbonding 
    Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy
    he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking
    up with a woman. 

    The Stake Out
    Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning
    of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a
    gorgeous friend of Elaine's. 

    The Robbery
    When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades
    him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off
    an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's
    old place, and George really wants his new one. 

    The Stock Tip 
    Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. 




    The Second Season

    The Ex-Girlfriend
    George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his
    overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage
    advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing
    position with the same woman. 

    The Pony Remark
    Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. 

    The Bus Boy
    George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired
    from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile,
    Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting
    her from out of town. 

    The Baby Shower
    Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from
    an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up
    on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to
    Elaine for a friend's baby shower. 

    The Jacket
    While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket
    that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After
    buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes
    don't make the man. 

    The Chinese Restaurant
    Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying
    to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese
    restaurant. 

    The Phone Message
    After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second
    date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then
    blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks
    Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be
    heard. 

    The Apartment
    Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an
    apartment in his building. 

    The Stranded
    Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after
    George goes home with his date. 

    The Statue
    Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way
    through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue
    is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is
    unsure how to handle getting it
    back. 

    The Heart Attack
    George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart
    attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a
    "holistic" healer. 

    The Revenge
    George plots to get revenge on his boss after being fired;
    Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect
    of stealing. 

    The Deal
    Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their
    relationship.     

    The Third Season

    The Note
    To get a top-of-the-line massage free, Jerry asks his dentist
    friend to sign a note saying Jerry, George and Elaine need
    treatment from a certified physical therapist for medical
    reasons. When the doctor is later suspected of insurance
    fraud, Jerry must figure a way to save his friend's reputation
    and career. 

    The Truth
    After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells
    her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the
    mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing
    the reason. Meanwhile, Elaine bites her lip as Kramer's wild
    romance with her roommate heats up. 

    The Dog
    Jerry is stuck at home when he gets roped into dog-sitting a
    rambunctious hound. Without Jerry around, George and
    Elaine find they have little in common. Meanwhile, Kramer
    insists it's the absolute end for him and his girlfriend and
    that he's going to end the relationship. 

    The Library
    The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating
    back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a
    day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a
    flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high
    school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned
    the book in question. 

    The Pen
    Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry's parents in Florida. At dinner,
    Jerry admires a special astronaut's pen owned by one of the
    association members. When Jerry accepts it as a gift, he
    starts a mountain of tension with his folks, who feel Jerry
    should have refused. 

    The Parking Garage
    Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. 

    The Cafe
    Noticing that few people stop to eat at a certain small
    neighborhood cafe, Jerry feels sorry for the owner and stops
    in to suggest ways of increasing business — which causes
    the restaurant to do even worse. Meanwhile, George agrees
    to take an I.Q. test as part of his girlfriend's research project
    and then fears she'll find out he's not as smart as he's been
    saying he is. 

    The Tape
    Jerry frantically tries to identify the mystery woman who
    anonymously whispered naughty suggestions into the tape
    recorder he used to record his stand-up comedy act. But
    when Elaine confides to George that the voice was hers,
    George sees her in a more sensual light! Hoping to impress
    her, he procures an ancient Chinese potion guaranteed to
    grow hair. 

    The Nose Job
    Jerry is torn between his libido and his brain when he
    debates whether to continue dating a sexy, gorgeous — but
    self-centered and witless — model. Meanwhile, George
    can't help staring at the unusually large nose of an
    otherwise attractive women he's been seeing. 

    The Alternate Side
    No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an
    older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old
    beau — a split made more complicated when he has a
    heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. To make matters
    worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars — which
    blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance. 

    The Red Dot
    Jerry accidentally causes Elaine's breakup with her
    boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, when he resumes drinking.
    George shows his gratitude to Elaine for finding him a job by
    buying her a discounted cashmere sweater, hoping she
    won't notice the slight blemish in the fabric. 

    The Suicide
    Jerry frets that his creepy neighbor will awake from his
    coma and find out that he's been dating the sick man's
    passionate girlfriend. Meanwhile, Elaine is out of her mind
    with hunger after fasting to prepare for an ulcer test, and
    George delays a Caribbean vacation to consult a psychic
    about his fear of a plane crash. 

    The Subway
    Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and
    his friends. 

    The Pez Dispenser
    Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new
    girlfriend. 

    The Boyfriend
    While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith
    Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets All-Star
    and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players. But Jerry finds
    himself competing for his new pal's time with Elaine, who
    has caught Keith's eye. And shameless George will do
    anything to extend his unemployment benefits, including
    dating a bureaucrat's plain-looking daughter. 

    The Fix-Up
    Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to
    play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly
    hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of
    Elaine's. 

    The Limo
    When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry coolly
    convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended
    passengers. Their clever ruse turns ominous, however, when
    they learn the real client is a neo-Nazi — and they're en
    route to a rally where violent protesters are eager to get their
    hands on their quarry. 

    The Good Samaritan
    Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracts down the driver, but
    his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's
    a beautiful women — and willing to go out with him.
    Meanwhile, George flees town when he has an affair with
    the wife of a belligerent husband whose revenge knows no
    bounds. 

    The Letter
    Jerry's new girlfriend gives his friends Elaine, George and
    Kramer prime VIP seats to a Yankees baseball game. But
    when the trio is tossed out for a minor altercation, Jerry
    backs up his friends and calls it quits with the woman —
    until she woos him back with a piece of plagiarized prose. 

    The Parking Space
    As Jerry settles in to watch a boxing match on TV, George
    and Elaine return with his borrowed car and concoct a wild
    story to explain why it's developed a clanking noise. In
    addition, the reckless George heatedly debates geometric
    angles with a fellow parallel parker who challenges his right
    to the same precious space. 

    The Keys
    When Kramer invites himself over once too often, Jerry
    demands he return the spare set of keys Jerry loaned to
    him, which virtually ends their open-door friendship.
    Distraught and overwrought, Kramer heads west to
    California and meets new and
    interesting people.       

    The Fourth Season

    The Trip, Part 1 & Part 2
    When Jerry is booked to appear on THE TONIGHT SHOW with
    Jay Leno, he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for
    Kramer — who vanished in a huff months earlier only to pop up
    inexplicably on TV in an episode of MURPHY BROWN. George
    and Jerry are unaware that their wayward friend is in trouble as a
    victim of mistaken identity. Meanwhile, George bothers every
    celebrity he encounters. In Part Two Jerry and George try to
    clear Kramer of the murder charge. 

    The Pitch/The Ticket
    Jerry and George propose to write a television series. Newman
    blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are
    offered a deal at NBC. 

    The Wallet
    Jerry must be at his most creative when he has to explain to his
    visiting parents why he isn't wearing the watch they once gave
    him — a timepiece that Jerry discarded in a trashcan. And pal
    George stupidly throws away the pair's fledgling series
    commitment from a TV network. 

    The Watch
    When Jerry's mom and dad come for a visit, Jerry desperately
    tries to buy back the watch they bought for him, which was
    recovered by his Uncle Leo after Jerry had thrown it in the trash.
    Across town, a sweaty-palmed George tracks down a TV
    executive to negotiate his series deal — at a lower figure. 

    The Bubble Boy
    Jerry agrees to make a side trip to visit a sickly fan — who must
    live in a protective plastic tent — while he and George drive up to
    a mountain cabin with their dates. But complications set in when
    Jerry gets lost while driving with Elaine, and a cigar-puffing
    Kramer makes an unwanted visit from out of the blue. 

    The Cheever Letters
    As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's
    father about the cabin fire. 

    The Opera
    A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets
    Elaine at the opera — unaware that her new boyfriend is Crazy
    Joe Davola, the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing
    revenge for some imagined slight. 

    The Virgin
    A procrastinating Jerry and George strain to think of an idea for a
    TV series just hours before meeting with impatient network
    honchos. But Jerry can't forget about his date with a beautiful
    young woman who confesses to him that she's still a virgin —
    putting even more pressure on him. 

    The Contest
    Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money
    in a contest of self-denial. Meanwhile, an excited Elaine looks
    forward to her date with hunky John Kennedy, Jr., and a
    guilt-ridden George gets an eyeful when he visits his whining
    mother in the hospital. 

    The Airport
    On a flight home, Jerry parties in first class with a beautiful
    woman while Elaine suffers in a cramped coach seat next to a
    dead fat man. On the ground, George and Kramer scramble
    between airports trying to meet their friends — until Kramer is
    chased onto a runway by police. 

    The Pick
    Elaine is mortified when she accidentally reveals a bit too much
    dιcolletage on her Christmas card, which she has sent out to
    everyone she knows. Meanwhile, Jerry tries to convince his
    skeptical new girlfriend, a model, the he practices good hygiene.
    Elsewhere, Kramer is asked to pose for a risquι underwear
    advertisement. 

    The Visa
    Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration
    papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mail box. But the
    luckless man swears vengeance when he is hustled away for
    deportation back to his native country. Down the hall, a
    resourceful Kramer returns from his fantasy baseball camp after
    having punched out his idol, Mickey Mantle. 

    The Movie
    A comedy of errors kicks in when Jerry is frustrated in his
    attempts to squeeze in two comedy appearances on opposite
    sides of town while shadowed by a pesky fellow comedian.
    Later, Jerry's bad timing continues when he has to rendezvous
    for a movie with George, Elaine and Kramer — who are all in
    different orbits looking for seats as well as each other. 

    The Outing
    When an eavesdropping college reporter mistakenly prints that
    Jerry and George are intimate longtime companions, Jerry vainly
    works overtime to prove his straightness. And when the big-city
    newspapers pick up the story, Jerry has a lot of explaining to do
    to his overwrought parents. 

    The Shoes
    Jerry and George scramble to keep their feeble idea for a TV
    series alive when they meet with a skeptical TV executive who
    catches them eyeing his teenage daughter's cleavage. Across
    town, Kramer begins dating Jerry's ex-girlfriend, a chef who
    becomes obsessed with possessing Elaine's fashionable shoes. 

    The Old Man
    Good Samaritans Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort
    and assist senior citizens in their homes. Unfortunately, Jerry is
    assigned to a nasty old cuss — who he loses on the streets
    thanks to Kramer's intrusion — while George depresses an
    elderly man and Elaine has equally devastating problems as
    well. 

    The Implant
    Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. 

    The Handicap Spot
    Jerry and George narrowly avoid a public stoning after George
    parks his father's car in a handicapped spot — inciting an angry
    mob to trash the vehicle when a disabled woman is injured as a
    result of the illegal parking. And while George's unsuspecting
    father is mistakenly arrested for the altercation, George and
    Kramer shop for an electric wheelchair to give to the recuperating
    victim. 

    The Junior Mint
    Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he needs
    to go in for surgery. Jerry and Kramer observe the surgery with
    medical students and accidentally drop a Junior Mint into the
    patient. 

    The Smelly Car 
    A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers
    some surprising news about Susan...that she became a lesbian
    after they broke up. 

    The Pilot
    Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

    The Fifth Season

    The Mango
    Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance
    with Elaine. 

    The Glasses
    George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. 

    The Puffy Shirt
    Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous puffy shirt
    designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the
    NBC News' TODAY with Bryant Gumbel. 

    The Sniffing Accountant
    Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and
    Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's
    unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may
    have snorted. 

    The Bris
    Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's
    newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they
    must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. 

    The Lip Reader
    George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf
    woman. 

    The Barber
    Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets
    a job. 

    The Non-Fat Yogurt
    Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat
    yogurt. 

    The Masseuse
    Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine
    worries about her new boyfriend's name. 

    The Cigar Store Indian
    Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is
    racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a
    cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving
    her home from George's place. 

    The Conversion
    In the name of love, George goes through the process of
    converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 

    The Stall
    Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some
    toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is
    lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his
    girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets, and
    George acts giddy around Elaine's new hunky boyfriend. 

    The Marine Biologist
    Jerry tells an old college friend that George is a marine
    biologist; Elaine's new author inadvertently injures a
    passerby. 

    The Dinner Party
    En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a
    perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the
    right wine — only nothing seems to work out the way they
    planned. 

    The Pie
    Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a
    restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat
    a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin
    resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window
    displays. 

    The Stand-In
    Kramer gets involved with a stand-in trying to save his
    career. Jerry tries to cheer up a sick friend. George stays in
    a dying relationship out of spite. 

    The Wife
    Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can
    receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires
    when his family learns of his marriage and Meryl discovers
    some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a
    guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some
    damaging information about George. 

    The Fire
    George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday
    party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend
    has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a
    comedy club. 

    The Raincoats (1 hour)
    Kramer's money-making scheme to sell vintage raincoats
    designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to
    depend on his Florida neighbor, Jack Klompus, to get the
    goods to New York. Inspired by Kramer's idea, George sells
    his dad's old duds to a second-hand store without asking
    permission. Elsewhere, George's mom and dad feel
    snubbed when Jerry's parents pass up their invitation for a
    night on the town with Elaine and her exceedingly friendly
    boyfriend, Aaron. 

    The Opposite
    George's new date is so impressed with his display of
    bravery that she has her uncle set him up with a job
    interview with the owner of the New York Yankees — which
    he lands. Kramer is asked to appear on Live With Regis and
    Kathie Lee to promote his new coffee table book where he
    mars his appearance by spitting coffee on Kathie Lee. Jerry
    claims that his life always seem to be able to even itself
    out. Elaine tests his theory by throwing Jerry's $20 out the
    window which George arrives in hand with a few minutes
    later. Meanwhile, Elaine sets off a chain of embarrassing
    events at her office which brings down Pendant Publishing
    and jeopardizes the future of Kramer's book, making Elaine
    realize that she has become George. 

    The Hamptons
    George fears the naked truth. On a weekend visit to the
    Hamptons, George fears that Jerry's girlfriend, Rachel,
    might give his girlfriend an inaccurate description of the
    glimpse she caught of George while he was standing cold,
    wet and naked after a dip in the ocean. Meanwhile, Elaine is
    baffled when a handsome doctor refers to her as
    breathtaking, the same term he uses to describe an ugly
    baby.

    The Sixth Season
 
    The Chaperone
    When Kramer serves as chaperon during Jerry's date with Miss
    Rhode Island, he convinces the beauty queen that he should be her
    personal consultant as she prepares for the Miss America Pageant.
    Meanwhile, George , the newly hired assistant to the traveling
    secretary for the New York Yankees , goes above and beyond the
    call of duty when he dispenses batting tips to player Danny Tartabull
    and wardrobe suggestions to manager Buck Showalter. Elsewhere,
    an unemployed Elaine interviews for work at a publishing firm and
    lands a job as a personal assistant to a prominent New Yorker. 

    The Big Salad
    Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that
    he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. 

    The Pledge Drive
    Kramer persuades Jerry to cash a slew of old birthday checks that
    had been given to him by his grandmother. But when the checks
    bounce, Nana ventures out of her house for the first time in years to
    straighten matters out with a banker. Meanwhile, Jerry asks George
    to recruit New York Yankees player Danny Tartabull to appear with
    him on a public-television pledge drive. Elsewhere, Elaine causes a
    rift between her friend Noreen and her high-talker boyfriend, Dan after
    mistaking him for Noreen on the telephone. 

    The Chinese Woman
    Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's
    plans to divorce. 

    The Couch
    Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 

    The Gymnast
    Elaine finds herself at the center of a huge merger deal when her
    obsessed boss asks her to attend a meeting on his behalf while he
    struggles to find the hidden object in Kramer's 3-D poster.
    Meanwhile, George works to convince his girlfriend's mother that
    he's not a hard-luck case after she spies him eating out of the trash.
    Also, the guys convince Jerry he'll be missing out on a lot if he
    doesn't keep dating an Olympic gymnast. 

    The Mom & Pop Store
    George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to
    save a failing neighborhood business. 

    The Soup
    Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian
    when he's suckered into treating the comic to dinner as a token of
    appreciation. Meanwhile, George goes in search of a new diner after
    he bungles a date with a waitress who works at his usual hangout.
    Elaine's overseas love interest quickly wears out his welcome when
    he comes to visit her. 

    The Secretary
    George resists hiring an attractive secretary because of the
    distraction it might cause, opting instead for a dowdy assistant
    whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on he can't
    resist. Meanwhile, Jerry faces off with his dry cleaner after seeing
    him in Jerry's clothes at a movie theater. 

    The Switch
    Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. 

    The Label Maker
    Jerry and Elaine become suspicious of Tim Whatley's gift-giving
    practices after he gives Jerry a label maker exactly like the one
    Elaine had given Tim. Their suspicions are confirmed when Tim gives
    Newman one of the Super Bowl tickets given to him by Jerry and
    then wants it back so he can invite Elaine to the game. Meanwhile,
    George asks his girlfriend, Bonnie to dump her male roommate, only
    to regret it after she follows through. 

    The Race
    Jerry's legendary status as the fastest runner in high school gets
    called into question by former classmate Duncan Meyer ( his
    girlfriend's boss ) who demands a re-match after suspecting for
    years that Jerry cheated during a 9th-grade race. Elsewhere,
    Elaine's Communist boyfriend persuades Kramer to fight for his
    rights as a department-store Santa. George gets a date through a
    personal ad in a Communist newspaper and is summoned to his
    boss' office when rumors spread about his politics. 

    The Scofflaw
    Jerry and George's mutual friend, Gary Fogel uses a purported bout
    with a disease to get sympathy from an unsuspecting Jerry.
    Elsewhere, Kramer gets in the way of the law when he ruins an
    officer's chance to nab a longtime scofflaw. 

    The Kiss Hello
    The 100th episode: Jerry decides to stop the practice of greeting
    acquaintances with a kiss, putting him at odds with Elaine's
    physical therapist friend, Wendy, who always expects a friendly
    buss. Also, Kramer posts tenant photos in the apartment foyer to
    create a friendlier environment; Uncle Leo throws Nana into an old
    folks home after she reveals that he cheated Jerry's mom out of
    money many years ago; and George and Elaine have a run-in with
    Wendy over her greedy way of charging for office visits. 

    The Beard
    While posing as a beard for a gay acquaintance needing an escort,
    Elaine becomes infatuated with the handsome man and sets out to
    convert him to heterosexuality. Meanwhile, George ( now sporting
    a toupee ) lands a date with a beautiful friend of Kramer only to find
    that she's covering up a cosmetic problem too. Also, Jerry frets
    when a female police officer he likes wants to give him a lie-detector
    test that could reveal his secret TV viewing habits. 

    The Doorman
    An antagonistic doorman at Elaine's boss' apartment asks Jerry to
    cover for him while he takes off as part of a grand scheme to cause
    trouble for Jerry. Meanwhile, George's dad, now separated from his
    wife, Estelle, camps out in his son's apartment and reveals a
    problem that spurs Kramer to develop the Bro — an undergarment
    for men that helps reduce the visible signs of aging. 

    The Jimmy
    After a trip to the dentist's office, Jerry suspects that Tim Whatley
    and his attractive hygienist might be living out their fantasies at his
    expense. And after a separate dental visit, Kramer's
    novocaine-numbed jaw makes him appear mentally challenged, thus
    earning him a prized spot at singer Mel Torme's charity concert.
    Elsewhere, George is fingered by Yankees management as a
    possible thief, and Elaine unwittingly finds herself on a date with
    George's hotshot basketball pal, Jimmy. 

    The Doodle
    Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. 

    The Fusilli Jerry (aka The Move)
    Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets;
    George's mom gets an eye job. 

    The Diplomat's Club
    Jerry's plan to rendezvous with a model at an airport club are foiled
    when he can't make it back from Ithaca in time. Meanwhile, Kramer
    puts Jerry's airport club card to good use, wooing a wealthy Texan
    who could provide funds for his clothing line, designed to hide the
    size of a woman's derriere. Elsewhere, Elaine becomes a suspect in
    Mr. Pitt's near overdose when he suddenly becomes ill from mixing
    medications after having just added her to his will. 

    The Face Painter
    At a hockey playoff game, Elaine and Jerry are appalled when her
    boyfriend shows his diehard support for the Devils by painting his
    face like the mascot's and heckling fans of the opposing team.
    Elsewhere, Kramer provokes a popular chimp during a visit to the
    zoo, and a smitten George ponders whether he should confess his
    love to his girlfriend. 

    The Understudy
    When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball
    game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her
    understudy in a new musical the starring role.

    The Seventh Season
  
    The Engagement
    George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to
    silence a barking dog. 

    The Postponement
    Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George
    wants to postpone it. 

    The Maestro
    Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George
    commits himself in helping a store security guard. 

    The Wink
    Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain reaction
    of events. 

    The Hot Tub
    Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a
    tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in
    hot water. 

    The Soup Nazi
    A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his
    wares. 

    The Secret Code
    George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying
    woman's last words. 

    The Pool Guy
    George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. 

    The Sponge
    As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number,
    Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. 

    The Gum
    While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is
    mistaken for being insane. 

    The Rye
    George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from
    Susan's mom and dad. 

    The Caddy
    George discovers that if he leaves his car at work his boss will
    think that he's working late. Elaine is disturbed by a braless
    acquaintance. 

    The Seven
    As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George,
    Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. 

    The Cadillac (1 hour)
    Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George
    angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. 

    The Shower Head
    As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug
    test costs Elaine her job. 

    The Doll
    While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his
    dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. 

    The Friar's Club
    Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a
    missing jacket. 

    The Wig Master
    Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house
    guest irritates George. 

    The Calzone
    As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops
    an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of
    unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever
    dating tactics. 

    The Bottle Deposit (1 Hour)
    As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory,
    Kramer and Newman hatch a money making scheme; Elaine's
    boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is
    kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. 

    The Wait Out
    Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage;
    Kramer's tight jeans cause problems. 

    The Invitations
    As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry
    meets the woman of his dreams.

    The Eighth Season

    The Foundation
    As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elanie is
    given control of J. Peterman's business. 

    The Soul Mate
    As George contemplates being suspected of killing his fiancee,
    Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend. 

    The Bizarro Jerry
    Elaine meets three new friends who are the exact opposite of
    Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract
    woman. 

    The Little Kicks
    Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George
    cultivates a bad boy image; Jerry becomes an underground
    legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. 

    The Package
    George tries to woo a photo shop employee with a photo of
    himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to
    get medical treatment: Kramer offers to get Jerry a refund for
    Jerry's broken stereo. 

    The Fatigues
    Elaine's promotion of a mailroom clerk sparks a munity: Jerry
    discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating hack comic Kenny
    Bania; Kramer brings George's Dad out of retirement to cook. 

    The Checks
    Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and
    inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

    The Chicken Roaster
    As a resturant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is
    threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the
    company's account. 

    The Abstinence
    While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite
    effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his
    apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. 

    The Andrea Doria
    George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new
    apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much
    sought-after transfer to Hawaii. 

    The Little Jerry
    As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising
    chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a
    women's prison inmate. 

    The Comeback
    As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro,
    George seeks revenge against a co-workers cutting remarks;
    Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a will. 

    The Money
    Jerry buys back a car her sold as the Costanzas decide to
    spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new
    girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. 

    The Van Buren Boys
    Jerry's new girlfriend seems too good to be true; George awards
    a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for
    help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. 

    The Susie
    While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an
    ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend
    looking to break up. 

    The Pothole
    As George loses a prize keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a
    section of highway. 

    The English Patient
    Elaine's opinion of The English Patient lands her in hot water;
    Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans
    cigar rollers while George is obssesed with a beautiful woman's
    boyfriend. 

    The Nap
    As George builds a bed underneath his desk. Elaine gets a
    matress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles
    with an indecisive
    carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. 

    The Yada Yada
    Jerry doubts his dentist's religous conversion; Kramer and his
    pal Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a
    couple's chances at
    adoption. 

    The Millennium
    Jerry lobies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George
    tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. 

    The Muffin Tops
    Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business;
    George pretends to be a tourist to get a date. 

    The Summer of George
    After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time
    to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally
    wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her
    co-workers. 




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