The Jurassic Journal

Volume 2, Issue 1
2/20/99

Sections this issue:

Editorial
News
Jokes
What's Happening at Dinoman's Domain
Advertisements

Editorial

Well, here we are. I have been gone for far too long. I almost forgot how to edit HTML j/k. Anyways, many of you have been e-mailing me asking what is going on. What is happening at Dinoman's Domain these days. Well, I'll tell you. Dinoman has found a new domain that he now calls home. It's a job(gasp!). I have found a job that is perfect for me and have been extremely busy since October. I am working at Knott's Berry Farm. The park is on the verge of a new birth. Cedar Fair bought it out and has started to work wonders. Since working there I have become a zombie (during the haunt that is!). I also have watched the building of the greatest coaster I have ever ridden, the Ghostrider! Well, If you visit the park come look for me I work on Sky Jump, Sky Cabin, Headspin, and Jaguar! Stop on by and talk to me.
---Dinoman

NEWS

Here in California, there is a lot of news going on. I will only be able to give you news about the goings on in California, and will like to ask you to e-mail me any suggestions or stories you have. Thanks.

Knott's Opens new coaster, Tallest and fastest in the west.

On December 8, 1998 Knott's opened its coaster to thousands of anxious coaster enthusiasts, and who could blame them. Ghostrider has to be the best ride I've been on in a long time, the blood gets pumping and you're on the edge of your seat most of the ride. More to come soon.

Disneyland decommissions Subs in Submarine Voyage

This was the saddest event I can remember. Story to follow.

Jokes

John and Marge Smith die in a car accident and go to heaven. once there they ask St. Peter if they could remain married in heaven. St. Peter tells them he'd see what he could do and left. Six monthe later St. Peter returns and notifies them that the marriage could be done.

Marge and John say, "Well, if things don't work out could we get a divorce?"

St. Peter looks at them and says, "Are you crazy?! It took me six months to find a priest up here, how long do you think it is going to take me to find a lawyer?!"

What's Going on at Dinoman's Domain

Dinoman is so busy at work and school that Dinoman's Domain is falling apart. Soon things will be done... soon. I Promise. No lie. Really.

Construction--- We are sorry to report that some areas are still under construction and will be up as soon as our reliable staff can finish it. We ask you to please "Pardon our Dust" as we continue our construction and make this site better for you and for all of our viewers.

---Dinoman