The Triumphant History of the BSA

As told by The Head Brigadoon

The BSA spread the great gospel to the world, and the angers of many people who wanted to silence them were soon aroused. One of their greatest supporters was the Whig Political Party (Re-Instated) who helped and funded the BSA.  The arch-nemesis of the BSA soon became The Know-Nothing Party.  Tempers exploded between the BSA and the Know-Nothings into outright war in The First Secret Canadian War (see picture 4).  During the course of this war the BSA member known as The Arch Whino became Mr. Mr. Talimon, head of the Whig Secret Army.  (The Head Spider Monkey Farmer, at the start of the war, took up name The Arch Whino (not to let the name fade into eternity), and then became The Head Spider Monkey Farmer again (when Mr. Mr. Talimon returned to being The Arch Whino during the peace time after the war), then became Dracuclease during the Fight for Plaid Pants).  Anyway, with poise and determination the Whig Party won and liberated Canada, which they control to this very day.  The Second Canadian War pitted the rebellious youth of the Vancouver Rebellion against the Whig Army. They were lead by the Rebel Commander Bob Bobberson (see figure 5). However the BSA/Whigs crushed the uprising and returned order to Canada. The Third Canadian War never happened.  The Fourth Canadian War determined the fate of the world and humanity as the BSA once again successfully defended Canada from an attack led by Lorman, the greatest general of the Know-Nothing Party.