April 2nd

The Cremspleno Dingdino finds the Cave of Reasons.   (Below is a picture of a fossil find made by a joint team of anthropologists and paleontologists who were exploring the cave in June, 1997.)

April 8th

Mr. Mr. Talimon resigns the BSA, thereby losing his position as chief military commander and his title of "Mr." over a dispute about the spelling of his name, hoping to return to the BSA with a different spelling. However, fellow founding fathers induct him back in as The Arch Whino, the name he was originally given and had switched for the controversial Mr. Talimon.

April 9th

Hemobloatkin the Algae Wizard leaves the Earth to fight the intergalactic monster squad known as "The Intergalactic Monster Squad," leaving his famous "Last Will and Testament" as the only physical evidence that he ever was on this planet. He has never been heard from again, and doesn't reply to his e-mail. (Just after Hemobloatkin the Algae Wizard disappeared, someone took the picture below of the galaxy towards which he was headed.)

April 14th

Nothing Happened.

April 17th

Lorman forms the Know-Nothing party after being unable to accept Bsavian thought. On the day he left Nablazia, he was only heard to say, "I can't believe it! How can you act like such a moron?!" (The BSA believes he was referring to Jub-Jub the Computer Head, then the Laughing Computer, but actual records from the time are unclear.)

April 23rd

Barton the Exaggerator sets up the great Classroom of the Soul, where Jub-Jub the Computer Head and the Head Brigadoon are teach to the masses causing the word of the BSA to expand tremendously and the BSA reach its height.

April 27th

The first version of BSA.NET set up. It was done with a black background and aqua colored font, featured "From the Desk of the Head Brigadoon", four biographies, two documents, and received five visitors total in its year of being on the web.

April 31st

There is no April 31st, stupid.