Have you heard about the cowardly dragon that didn't observe the
Sabbath? He only preyed on weak knights.
The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods.
I refuse to converse while eating lamb. I will not mince words
with ewe.
It's colder than a teacher's wit.
A good pun is its own reword.
A programmer was talking about topology and taking a rather heavyhanded
viewpoint. A colleague said, "Wait a minute, there are two
sides to everything," to which he replied, "Moebius,
maybe no."
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
What do you get when you roll a hand grenade across a kitchen
floor? Linoleum blownapart!
Puns are just some antics.
We trussed each other - let our marriage knot be undone.
Caution! Incorrigible punster (please don't incorrige).
After Mary Poppins was done with her film she went to California
and became an expert at predicting people with bad breath. Her
sign read, "Super California Psychic - expert, halitosis".
Two American astronomers were visiting a French observatory.
One asks the other, "Comet Halley view?"
As the master said to his confused disciple, "That was Zen,
this is Tao."
Burlesque-show ad: Here The Belles Peel.
Boxing razes the consciousness.
If you don't pay the exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Salutation to a tasteless punster: "Sir, I would toast
you if you were better bred."
It was dinnertime in Russia. Soviet.
Requesting more ice water in a Mexican restaurant, a man said,
"Agua frio, pour
some more."
