Office Prayer
To all those seeking employment this may be educational. To those
already in the corporate world -this may just be a brush up.
Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change.
The courage
To change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
and also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Author Unknown.