What women mean when they say things
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS ?
There is no way I'm going to let any part of
your body touch
any part of mine again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
You're cheap !
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out
if this guy at the
gym has a girlfriend.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait
because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going
dutch.
What men mean when they say things
I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED.
I'm tired.
CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
CAN I GET YOUR COAT?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
LET ME GET YOUR DOOR.
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
NICE DRESS!
Nice cleavage!
YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.
I want to fondle you!
WHAT'S WRONG?
I don't see why you're making such a big deal
out of this.
WHAT'S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going
through now?
WHAT'S WRONG?
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'M BORED.
Do you want to have sex?
I LOVE YOU.
Can we have sex now?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!
GOOD MORNING.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
SEE YOU LATER.
That was great sex. Let's have more!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!
LET'S TALK, HONEY.
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I
am a deep person, and
maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going
through these talks.
A woman's guide to what a man is really saying while shopping
YES, THAT ONE'S NICE.
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen
anyway?
THAT ONE LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.
Pick any dress and let's go home!
I LIKE THAT ONE BETTER.
Pick any dress and let's go home!
UH-HUH.
Pick any dress and let's go home!
Zzzzz Zzz Zzz Zzzzz . . . . . . . .
Pick any dress and let's go home!
I DON'T THINK THAT BLOUSE AND THAT SKIRT GO WELL
TOGETHER.
I'm gay.
IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
I'm really stupid!
