Definitions

• ATTRACTION: the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
• LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: what occurs when two extremely horny, but quite choosy people meet.
• DATING: the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
• BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing a special pill, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, dating repulsive men, and a few kinky sexual practices.
• EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of man.
• FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your acquantaince who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
• INDIFFERENCE: a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get".
• SOBER: a condition in which it is difficult to fall in love.
• EYE CONTACT: a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many a woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not neccessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. %?
• LAW OF RELATIVITY: how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.
• NYMPHOMANIAC: a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.