A bird in hand make it hard to blow nose.
Before becoming master fisherman, must be master
baiter.
Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little
behind in his orders.
Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Even greatest of whales helpless in middle of
desert.
He who chases car will get exhausted.
He who crosses ocean twice without washing is
dirty double crosser.
He who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling
crumby.
He who eat ice cream in car is a sundae driver.
He who eat too many prunes, sits on toilet many
moons.
He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
He who sniffs Coke drowns.
He who stand on toilet is high on pot.
He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.
He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
House without toilet is uncanny.
If chain still swinging, seat will be warm.
If you turn oriental around, he become
disoriented.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement
Man who abuse computer get bad bytes
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who eats photo of father soon spitting image
of father.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make
spectacle of self.
Man who get hit by car get run down feeling.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
Man who jump through screen door likely to strain
himself.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble
putting on pants!
Man who seduce girl on hill not on level.
Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat
miner (A flat minor)
Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in
mouth.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting
headache.
Man who read woman like book prefer braille!
Man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in
woman's sink.
Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
Man who sit on tack get point.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into
his own hands.
Man with no legs bums around.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man with gift for gab not know how to wrap it up.
Man who confuse food processor with word
processor, mince words.
To make egg roll, push it.
War not determine who's right, war determines
who's left.
When lady say no, she mean maybe;
when lady say maybe, she mean yes;
when lady say yes, she no lady.
Woman seek equality with man; no ambition.
Why I always speak in English?
