I know there was a larger list of this sort of thing somewhere -- anyone know where it is?
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
All computers wait at the same speed.
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?