1. Better save that. We'll need it for the
autopsy.
2. Someone call maintenance - we're going to
need a mop and bucket.
3. Come back with that right now! Bad dog, bad
dog!
4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, what's
that?
5. Hand me that....uh....that,
uh.........thingie.
6. Where's my Rolex?
7. OOPS! Say, has anyone ever survived 500 ML of
that stuff before?
8. Darn, there goes the power again.
9. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey,
this guy's got two ya
know!
10. Nobody move - I just lost one of my contacts.
11. Could you stop that thing from beating? It's
distracting me, big time.
12. What's THIS doing here?
13. I hate it when I can't find what I'm looking
for!
14. That's so cool! Now, can you make his leg
twitch?
15. Well folks, there's always a first time for
everything!
16. Sterile, schmerile, the floor is pretty
clean, right?
17. This patient already has some kids, right?
18. Not to worry, I know it's sharp enough.
19. Nurse, this patient did sign an organ donor
card, right?
20. Crap! Page 47 of this procedure seems to be
missing!
