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Original Quote

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

New Versions.....

Pessimist

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.

Playful

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat

Animal-Rights Activist

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
but tell her that she's
also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone
don't set her free.

HR specialist

If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits Then
outsource her.

MBA

If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler

If you love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.

ERP functional expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt,carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she does'nt,write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets.

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Last revised: Wednesday, May 24, 2000 07:56:20 PM
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