We, the people of AI COMP, love animals, we actually do. However, the lovin' stops as soon as they draw blood. And with magpies, there are a few extra reasons.
Some facts about magpies:
Magpies are responsible for more deaths annually in Australia than motor-accidents and SydneyWater combined.
Magpies killed JFK.
Magpies carry the Ebola virus.
Magpies are the Devil in disguise. Most religious scripts say so.