Careless Listener Regrets

 
When God gave out brains, 
I thought He said trains, 
and I missed mine. 

When God gave out looks, 
I thought He said books, 
and I didn't want any. 

When God gave out noses, 
I thought He said roses, 
and I asked for a red one. 

When God gave out legs, 
I thought He said kegs, 
and I ordered two fat ones. 

When God gave out ears, 
I thought He said beers, 
and I orderd two long ones. 

When God gave out chins, 
I thought He said gins, 
and I ordered a double. 

When God gave out heads, 
I thought He said beds, 
and I asked for a soft one. 

Gee, am I a mess!