QUOTES

Taken from Laverne and Shirley

(Laverne) "This is the second best thing that I've ever felt." (refering to a fur coat)

-The Quiz Show (1978) Episode #67

(Shirley) "I treat my body as a temple, Laverne. You have chosen to treat yours as an amusement park."

(Shirley) "Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring your own."

(Laverne) "I like bringin' my own, 'Cause then I know what I'm gettin'."

The Society Party (1976) Episode #1

(Laverne) "If you ain't got team work, you ain't got diddly."

(Shirley) "Words to live by, ay?"

-Super Market Sweep (1979) Episode #79

(Shirley) "Maybe you should go upstairs and take a cold shower." (to Carmine after kissing him for a while)

-The Robbery (1978) Episode #66

(Shirley) "I'll be as loose as I ever am on a first date. A little of this, a little of that, but no petting." (getting ready to leave for their dates)

-Dog Day Blind Dates (1976) Episode #7

(Laverne) "Staring? How'd you like you eyes closed for good, huh?" (to Ralph and Potsie)

-A Date With Fonzie (1975) "Happy Days" Episode #49

(Shirley) "Laverne, it was a nightmare! I woke up in the baggage compartment naked as a jaybird!"

-Murder On MooseJaw Express (1980) Episode #107

(Shirley) "He's got a little hanky too."

(Laverne) "Is that for showin' or for blowin'?" (to Richie Cunningham about his hanky)

-A Date With Fonzie (1975) "Happy Days" Episode #49

(Squiggy) "hell-o!"

(Lenny) "We're ready to dance, girls. We want to be just like Ginger Rogers and Fred Upstairs."

(Laverne) "Shirl, believe me, I am not sick. And there is nothing in this place that will make me sick."

(Squiggy) "Hell-o!"

-Bowling For Razzberries (1976) Episode #3

(Shirley) "Hair all grungy, full of goo, shake and brush out quicky poo." (reciting the jingle to Laverne)

-Steppin' Out (1977) Episode #31

(Shirley) "Have you seen my little brown birdie?" [to Willie Marsh "Car of Slime"]

-Some Enchanted Earring (1981) Episode #141

(Laverne) "My, my, it's snacky time." (to Joey, played by Jay Leno)

-The Feminine Mistake (1979) Episode #83

(Lily Feeney) "Now tell me, what do you girls like to do on a Saturday Night?"

(Laverne) "At home or in a car?"

-Mother Knows Worst (1976) Episode #15

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"Now I would like you all to clap your hands, for my two rocking Raguettes...Laverne and Shirley!" ~Carmine

"Once upon a time, there was a princess, and she fell in love with a prince." ~ Bob

"Okay that's enough, #2, continue the story." ~Contestant
"So he pulled off her thumbs and put her in the oven." ~Lenny
"That was beautiful."~Squiggy "The hand is the coolest. It snaps, it waves hello it waves goodbye. It makes friends. It makes bunny rabits. Let's all ponder and contemplate on The Human Hand." ~Shirley

"Well, miss phony baloney with the fur on top!" ~Laverne

(Singing) "You know I'd go from rags to riches!" ~Carmine

"This song is called Night After Night and it's about two nights in a row." ~Squiggy

"Why clowns without makeup are just a bunch of old men running around." ~Ringmaster
"Awww, I don't wanna hear this!" ~Laverne

"Carmine! You would knock your Angelface one in the puss?" ~Shirley

"Yeah, what do you want? Apologize? I'll apologize to you when it's a cold day in December! Goodbye, Mommy!" ~Squiggy

"Hello mother, hello mother dear, hello mom" ~Laverne
"Oh little Laverne" ~Veronica
"Hi mmmmm." ~Laverne

"All of my life I've been waiting for the ship to come in! And now the Queen Mary is at the dock, and I'm afraid to get on board. " ~Carmine
"Oh Carmine, that's beautiful." ~Shirley
"It's on page 86 of the script." ~Carmine

"Ladies, the fact remains that this department is in shambles." ~Mr. Hildebrand (sp?)
"Is that near Chad? We wanted to go to Chad." ~Laverne