| Poem: Upon Finishing Controversial Jack – The Impromanga (Attempt #13,186,943 ¼) (Based on The Garden of Prosperine by Algernon Charles Swinburne) Dreams of a madman… Thoughts of love and war… Some people would claim that I have a short attention span… But those people are Communists, so I’ll have to give them what for! I see ducks… rubber ducks… lined up in rows of twelve apiece… My gaze wanders to all the Amish people eating… eating cheddar… cheese… Now I see that all the frogs are truly wearing purple fleece… But I always will remember that you don’t know what is real anymore… I am Controversial Jack… My world is a whirl of ducks… and color… I am sane, and you are crazy… Your reality is such a SNORE… Your eyes see fleeting dreams… fleeting dreams… misty… hazy… Everything you know is politically correct… But then again… you’re not me, I guess… so what can I expect? Go back again to your German sect, you overprotective, child-abusing, chain-smoking, drug-perusing, hypochondriac! Pretty please? I ally myself with the underdog… Whenever there’s a conflict, I will be fighting for the good side… You have all become lost in this political fog… Paper clips are too high-priced, which cannot be justified! But I have come to save you now… So please don’t have a cow… But fall to your knees and bow… For I… yes I… am… Controversial… Jack. Yeah, that’s me. |