Poem: The Spoon
(Based on Emily Dickinson’s works)

The wind about the willows
The lightning in the sky
As the window’s curtains billow
And the storm do henceth nigh

As the heavens do split open
As the rain flows earthward hence
As the thunder cracks and crashes
The atmosphere remains e’er tense

Outside there is a raging gale
The horse within the stable
Fears an unknown evil force…
The spoon atop the table.

Its innocence is deceptive
In its unobtrusive guise
But hark! Be cautious of the spoon
For it wears a cruel disguise

The power within this single spoon
Is terrible to think upon
Only a senseless, heedless goon
Would ignore the terror whereupon

Its terrible reputation
Spread far and wide
And throughout all the world’s nations
Has made people run and hide.

The spoon sits on the table still
The storm goes on outside
All is quiet, sound is nil
But for the tempest previously implied

But hark! The kitchen door
Opens, and the patter of unshod feet
Walks across the linoleum floor
Unaware of what he shall soon meet

A little midnight snack he wants
This hungry adolescent
He doesn’t know of the terror that haunts
His cozy kitchen under the moonlight crescent

He walks to the refrigerator
He quietly unfolds its yawning hollow
His stealthy enterprise will be ended premature
By a most unworthy Diablo

The spoon attacks!
The star-crossed youth quails before it
The monstrosity strikes like a vorpal axe
A second before the youngster is hit

Suddenly, a shining light steps in
A flash of brilliance fills the locale
A heavenly strain fills the night winds
Heralding the arrival of donuts supernal

The spoon stands rigid, struck dumb with fear
And then, all at once, it is gone in a flash
The threatening evil is no longer here
The donuts have halted the attack so rash

And then, they too have gone
The youth stares mute at their exiting place
“What just happened? What’s going on?”
At least the silverware is out of his face

Shaken, the boy heads back to bed
It must be some sort of freakish swoon
A little sleep should clear his head
Until morning, he will retreat to his warm cocoon.

But what will come, come morning then?
Shall all become a fading reverie?
Or will he walk into the kitchen
And find instead the twisted form of cold reality…?
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