by Benjamin M. Saalbach / Walsh

Though going to Camp leaves my armpits damp

And we wake up bright and early to run,

Though working from morning to evening's exhausting

Though we sweat under the rays of the sun;

Though the workouts are ruthless and may leave us toothless

And the week takes forever to be done,

I still think it jolly, and, well, by golly,

Camp is surprising good fun.