Here it is...

The Poem That Started It All, so great that I had to make up a word to make it work...

Entitled "The Lord of the Fries", "Old McDonald's Had an Underworld", or, more simply, "The devil's substitute"

 

LORD of the FRIES, sitting in your

SHADOWY ABYSS of CHICKEN NUGGETS,

WHY do you STARE so intently at the world?

WHY, WHEREFORE, WHEN must you spread your empire far and wide?

Heck has a new master!

O LORD of the FRIES, your

EGG MCMUFFIN OF DOOM leers down upon us all

Like a big, yummy sandwich; and yet -

Who can know how those chickens were treated? Lo,

See how dark and fearsome a sandwich can grow

Hark! It's evil,

Its dreadly Mc makes all the difference.

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