A texas businessman goes over to Japan in order to negotiate a
deal that will make him a lot of money. He arrives in Tokyo the night before the big
meeting, which will take place right after a round of golf.
The golf round is very important because it will establish a good relationship with the
Japanese businessmen. If things don’t go well the deal will be nixed, and he’s
at a real disadvantage because he doesn’t understand Japanese. So the guy from Texas
is really sweating when he gets to the hotel room. He really needs to relax so he decides
to get a geisha.
The geisha arrives and she is gorgeous! The Texas businessman is reaaallly excited so
he goes at her really hard. Through the whole thing she is screaming. "sung wha! sung
Wha!" The guy from Texas thinks this must mean something like ‘wonderful’
in Japanese. He files that away for future use.
The next day the Texas guy is in the middle of a round of golf with his Japanese
counterpart, including the company CEO. They are on the 8th green and the CEO
makes a beautiful 20 foot put for eagle. The Texas business man thinks that now is the
time to impress everyone with his new Japanese phrase. He yells "sung wha! sung
wha!." The CEO looks over at him strangely and says"Wrong hole, what do you mean
wrong hole?"