Yo mama's_______is so......

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she exhales her teeth have to duck.

Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.

Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.

Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.

Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.

Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread

between her toes.

Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.

Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.

Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.

Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.

Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.

Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk

Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.

Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.

Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.

Yo mama's head is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.

Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.

Yo mama's head is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.

Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.

Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.

Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.

Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.

Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.

Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.

Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.

Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.

Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.

Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"

Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.

Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tatoo "front" on her chest.