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"True Navy Humor"

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations Oct.10. 1995:

Americans:

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians:

Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans:

This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians:

No, I say again divert YOUR course.

Americans:

THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.

Canadians:

This is a little lighthouse. Your call.

 

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