There were four passengers in the plane flying along smoothly,
when the engines started to sputter then quit. The pilot came back to the cabin and
said:" There is good news and bad news. The bad news is, we are going to crash. The
good news is there are four parachutes." With that he grabbed the first parachute and
jumped out. The first passenger jumped up and said;"I’m Micheal Jordon. One of
the world’s great athletes. The world needs great athletes." grabbed the second
parachute and jumped out.With that the second passenger lept from his seat and said;
" I am Bill Gates. One of the smartest men in the world. The world needs smart
men." Grabbed a parachute and jumped out. The third, the Dali Lama looked at the
hippy and said;" Son I am an old man and have had a full rich life. I am not afraid
to die.
You are young and have your life ahead of you, you take the last parachute and save
yourself." The hippy turned to the Dali Lama and said; "No sweat man. Keep
COOL.
There’s no problem the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my
backpack."