Yo father is so...........

Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.

Yo father's so fat, even his dick has rolls.

Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.

Yo father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.

Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.

Yo father's so ugly, thats not a receding hair line, thats his hair running away from his face.

Yo father has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.

Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

Yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.

Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

Yo father's so lame, when his wife says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he does her three

times and puts a vice on her head...and yo mama likes that.