Yo mama is so bald........

Yo mama's so bald, her hair looks like stitches.

Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice.

Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.

Yo mama's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom.

Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.

Yo mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.