What we are about:
Welcome to SAVE THE GNOMES OF AMERICA foundation. We are a non-profit organization here to save the gnomes. Thats right, the gnomes. The little guys. The ones below us, the ones who ride foxes around in the forest and turn to trees when they die, YOU KNOW. THE FUCKING GNOMES. They're little guys, and because of that they get picked on a lot. Gnome tossing, gnome salads, gnome slippers (made of gnome hide), gnome dildos (extra special sensations), gnome condoms, etc. THIS IS SICK. The US government has subsidised farmers for this very activity. OUR OWN GOVERNMENT KILLING THE GNOMES FOR DILDOS! It Must stop. Our mission is to put an end to the pointless slaughter. Please, view our website with an open mind, even GNOME haters can become Gnome lovers.
-10/08/99: David the Gnome knifed up by O.J. Simpson, OJ walks. Bloody glove at scene contained David's DNA, but none the less OJ got away with murder. David was then immediately tossed into the sewer. Swift, his trusty fox was beaten and sent to the zoo.
