The best way to get even is to forget. A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Then to a McDonald's, where her husband ordered her a Happy meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate drink. Next, off to a movie, the latest Star Wars episode, a hot dog, Pepsi, and M & M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like to be six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.