What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? A man in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window. The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something." The taxi driver says, "Not your fault, sir. It's my first day as a cabdriver. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."