Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Billy and Bob were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Billy said, "man, I wish we had something to drink!" Bob says, "Me too, Y'know, I've heard you can drink fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bob wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact I feel GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings..It's Billy. Billy says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning? Bob says, "I feel great. How about you?" Billy says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bob says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff-no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often. "Yeah well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No...."Well don't,'cause I'm in Phoenix!"