If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? TICK WARNING !!!! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings... but this one is real, and its important. So please send this warning to everyone on your email list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up..... DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. - - - I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.