Everyday I beat my own previous record, for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Up in their bedroom a seven year old tells his four year old brother that today they should start swearing. "When we go down to breakfast, I'll say hell and you can say ass." "Okay", says the younger one. At the breakfast table the mother asks what they want. "Hell, I'll take some cheerios", says the older brother. Slap! He goes flying. He gets up and runs crying to his room. The mother asks the younger son what he wants for breakfast. He responds, "you bet your ass, it won't be cheerios."