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SCHOOL: Georgia Tech
YEAR: Class of '97
DEGREE: Industrial Engineering
CO-OP: BellSouth Telecommunications
HEIGHT: 6'2" (Give or Take)
WEIGHT: 215 lbs.
BATS: Right
THROWS: Down
DRIVES: '91 Acura Integra
PLAYS: Guitar
LIKES:
Q: Why do you call yourself Big Al?
A: 'Cause I'm big. And don't take that tone with me.
Q: Sorry. What are your hobbies/interests?
A: Well, I really enjoy watching TV. Eating is also a favorite activity of mine. I like to go jogging occasionally, and I work out a couple of times a week. I play a little guitar, cycle a good bit, go to concerts (see my Top Fives list for the best) and hang out with the gang. In addition, I consume massive quantities of Blow Pops, and I've been known to smash a rock or two.
Q: What is your current marital status?
A: Single, but accepting applications. If you are a chick and you feel that you are qualified, turn in your resume along with a 150 word essay on "Why I should be allowed to date Big Al Skinner" to the email address at the bottom of the page.
Q: Do you like to hang around the gymnasium?
A: Not particularly.
Q: Ok, how do you feel about Georgia Tech?
A: Don't even get me started. Coming soon, my complete page of Top 10 things I hate about Georgia Tech. Keep an eye out for it.
Q: I'd like to get in touch with you to tell you what a dork you are for putting together this stupid home page, but I don't have your phone number.
A: Perfect.
Q: Well, I've really enjoyed this interview. Thank you for your time.
A: Bite me.
Here are some of my favorite sites on the web. If you have some you would like to add to the list, or if you disagree with me on my choices, send me some email, and I'll let you know where you can stick your suggestions :-)
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