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LATE HOME

Tina warned George as he left early for the club "Don't be late home, we are
due to leave for the Armstrongs party at six and we can't be late again" Well,
George finished his game in plenty of time and was leisurely driving home
when at the side of the road he saw a young pretty damsell in distress.

Ever the gentleman he stopped to see if he could help. She had a blown tire
which ultimately George was able to change.
"Thank you so much," said the young lady, "but you are now so dirty , would
you care to come back to my apartment to clean up--I live just around the corner?"

George checked the time. It was only 2:30 and he was rather filthy so he
thanked her and accepted. When he came out of the bathroom, the young lady,
clad in "something more comfortable" offered George a glass of wine.

"The least I could do," said she. One glass turned into another and finally the
two ended up in bed!
George woke with a start, checked his watch & was horrified to see it was 5:45.
No way would he even be home by six. When he finally arrived home some
30 minutes later he was met by an irate Tina . George, who had never lapsed
in his life, decided he could only apologize and proceeded to
tell his wife the entire story, start to inevitable finish.
"YOU BLOODY LIAR," yelled Tina, "YOU PLAYED ANOTHER 9 HOLES!!!!"

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