That's right, it's your chance to be part of a low budget porno flick! Shot right here in the comfort
of "Hollywood East"! We've got a classy French director on board and a big time promotion company! So
check out the details below, send an e-mail to Central Casting if you
find a role you're "equipped" for, and let's start the explotation!
MOVIE TITLE: DEBBIE DOES COLE HARBOUR!
DIRECTOR/PRODUCER: Francois L'Horndog
DISTRIBUTION: Ben Dover Productions Ltd.
CASTING DIRECTOR: John DeWolfe (heh heh heh... get ready for those auditions)
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Debbie Dunes: Our heroine, a student at the local Catholic prep school... but so much more! Debbie is what
every woman should be: pliant AND compliant!
Rusty: Debbie's trusty dog, he goes everywhere she does. Actually, let's just say he goes everywhere...
Misstress Melissa: The Headmistress of the prep school, who is also a creepy dominatrix with her eyes on Debbie!
(and everyone else in the damn school, if Scene 21 survives editing.)
Ox Drawbridge: The captain of the football team at neighbouring All-boys school "Hung High" Tee hee, I made a
phallic reference!
A whole crapload of students at the two schools, for filler material while the stars disinfect.
Get ready for your auditions, people!