Welcome to Freaky Eddie's Masochistic Cycle!!! Now fuck off!! (wait ... did I say that, or just think it?)

OK, at the moment this page is undergoing a SEVERE overhaul ... I INTEND this page to be sort of a broken home for dark humor that only weirdo's, freaks, and assorted sick puppies understand ... it's only funny if someone gets pissed, you know? So I'm still tweaking it ... I'll be adding a nice joke page soon ... that'll give all you sickos something to snort about ... trust me ... I was in the Army for four years, and I've been crazy all my life, and I know some that'll curdle your milk.

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Sick Thought for the Day I really think people are overlooking the positive aspect of this envirnonment thing ... See, if you don't plan on having kids, then you can have a great life, rape the Earth and leave a smoking husk to strangers ... So rock on, and screw recycling!

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