Oh ye of humble beginnings...
Hit by a Grease Truck's origins
Honestly officer, it wasn't me! Actually it wasn't me, it was my very good friend Grant. I have a habit of sending him really bad pics of Gillian, which I did one particular night when he was all strung out on E, and this is how he responded:
"OKAY THE FIRST TWO PICS are like greasy hit by a truck gillian that
i would care to never see again"
ALAS! An award title name is born!
If you would like to bestow on Grant the evils of drug use you may do so here, I'm sure he'd love to hear about it!